Did Thanos Snap Me Out Of Existence?
Did FaceApp show me the truth? What about James Cameron?
First, it was the constant news of celebrities looking much older than I last remembered.
Then, I received this notification yesterday morning:
Breaking News
‘Avengers: Endgame’ is now the highest-grossing film of all time, dethroning ‘Avatar’
Sorry, James Cameron, the bravest pioneer.
No time to feel blue (pun intended); something in me went off and I started to wonder:
Was I one of Thanos’ victims? Had I been… blipped?
It couldn’t be. Could it? All the problems in my life now seemed insignificant at best. My head was spinning worse than a vegan in a Mcdonald’s.
Had I been absent for a few years?
Luckily, with the Internet — which is actually a modern tool crafted by the greatest sorcerers in the Kamar-Taj working together with Stark Industries’ top scientists and the Norse Gods’ finest blacksmiths — you can find the answer to all of your questions and problems; real or made up.
It wasn’t easy, but with some sliced avo, trigonometry, and a can-do attitude, I did it. I cracked the code.
I finally got my answer:
Reach out at characarosandi@gmail.com or @chachimaki. I also just got on Twitter too. Peace ✌️
P.S: Find out if you got blipped by Thanos and share with me the results.
